No, seriously, that actually happened okay.

My mom saw a girl I used to go to elementary / high school with and mom was telling me that she had gotten noticeably heavier over the years too. Not that it really matters. But mom was saying that this girl asked about me, and mom told her, “Oh, well, she’s still the same old Carly! Maybe just a little heavier, though!”

Right. Okay. Did you forget I’ve lost 20 pounds or…

I need to go pick up some cardstock and then spend the night printing and laminating pictures. I could get frames too. Hmmm hmmmm

Also, I’m really excited to be ‘re-doing’ the guestroom over at Nicole and Wendy’s like no one even knows. Just gotta buy the paint. ;u; And a lamp because that room needs it, welp.

MOM PAY ME BACK SO MY DREAMS CAN COME TRUUUE

The cutest thing happened to me on DrawSomething. This person sent me back a clue to the next ‘picture’, which said something along the lines of “You’re a good… ???”

The answer ended up being artheist.

But I think they thought it was ‘artist’.

i seriously think that’s goddamn adorable. Everyone else can back up and sit down.

Let it be known that I shouldn’t put off writing assignments.

It’s 8 am and I’m still not done.

NEARLY SO, I’m within, I’d say, half-a-page to a page before it’s completed just

This has been a battle, for sure.

I keep doubting myself.

I think it’s because I’m half-asleep.

I am both terrified and excited about this public reading. Terrified because there will be PEOPLE—n amount of people, the variable undecided (more than 30, I’m thinking)—listening to ME (and others) and I’m the LAST ONE OH GOD

But I’m reading something I’m really proud of, so I’m really excited to share it and see how people react.

Ahhhh.

I love learning French, it’s fun and everything but these oral exams scare me to death. I hate this so much. / sob

I’m going to flounder and forget everything I’ve studied, I can feel it. ;n; Here’s to looking like an idiot while Skype-ing with my teacher in a few hours.

And I can cap off the defeat with another presentation in front of my Photography class.

I’m at the point of school where my assignments are all  ‘Perpetual Procrastination’ and ‘Profuse and Ugly Crying’.

At least I get high marks in them.

Okay, I’m going to make a to-do list and if I finish it before tonight, then I will reward myself somehow!

YEAH LET’S DO THIS

Sometimes I think of puns for situations I’ll never be able to use them in, or it’ll take too long for the opportunity to arise.

Such as earlier, we had a storm come in. And there’s this rule of thumb that you don’t shower during a thunderstorm, because lightning may strike your house and you’ll get electrocuted.

And I thought of  the BEST response to tell someone that issues that warning:

“Well, I guess I’ll be just as shocked as you if it happens.”

ZING

/ slowly prepares for oral exam in French due on Wednesday

As in, I just started.